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stupid things to do 001/002

being 25 and 2 days old now i have decided to keep a log of all the Stupid Things i do for a whole year.
Stupid:

adj. stu·pid·er, stu·pid·est
1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
4. Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.
5. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.

n.
A stupid or foolish person.

i think my class of stupid would be the noun use and possibly adjective (1)/(2) leaving those close to me as number (4)

My definition is anything which could involve injury, death, disfigurement or loss of limb*

Stupid 001
Get up and leave for work at 7am in a downpour only to discover that the hillside and road are 6"-10" under water. Keep cycling.
Stupid 002
Go for a run after work knowing full well that your town is underwater. Run down a hillside that was once not a river, go over a bridge thats 1' underwater. run a mile concrete track under varying depths of water ranging from 1" to thigh deep (obviously less running involved there) Run back through above obstacles**. Enjoy the experience immensely.

In other news...
theres no more weird fruit at the green grocers
I didnt get promoted but they will give me the pay rise accorcing to which shifts i am effectivly working the promoted position. Fair enough.
Im hoping that em will be given a date for biomecanising at the hospital tomorrow.


*if this ever happens i (and several friends also associated with this pact) will be having a dinnerparty serving said limb.

**Save a leech which has become marooned on the upper path.